Skinopsis

Normally when we think of an artsy French director, we think of that sensitive skeezebag who used to rub chicks' shoulders and listen to their problems and shit making the rest of us look bad. But we'll give this Andre dude a pass because apparently he has the good sense to get these smokin' hot hotty hot hots to get nudely naked and make us feel all randy. Carmen Chaplin (who's like a descendant of that dude with the Hitler mustache) gets us going getting fucked while showing nipple and doing a fucking incredible tits-out undies dance in My Favorite Season. Elodie Bouchez is one righteously hot French fox. She's also completely unsuccessful keeping her sweetly rounded, oversized areola covered in Wild Reeds. Finally, the incomparable Emmanuelle Beart has an amazing shower scene in I Don't Kiss and some middle-aged mamacita (or whatever the French equivalent of mamacita is) gets pounded by a younger dude and shows off a heaving hunk of titty while she does it. So, give the French a break... just this once... or every time they give us the gift of hot naked chicks. You just might learn something... well probably not.

-- Rick Stanko